Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Reunion Party & Revoked Ambassador Status

Iceland gang will reunite at the Kathy and Ken's on Friday, September 16th 6:30p.  Thanks for hosting!

On a more serious note, I'm saddened to announce that Win Brandon's status as "Ambassador" has been revoked.  After considerable deliberation, it was decided that Win's failure and/or refusal to share his 1000+ photos justified an immediate demotion to "Assistant to the Assistant of Macy."  The Labeling Committee will consider reinstating Win if he chooses to cooperate with his sharing obligations.

There is further, yet so far unsubstantiated, suspicion that Win's "lost blog" post was perhaps a deliberate move on his part to avoid his blog posting responsibilities.  Nobody on the Labeling Committee ever saw his "draft" post that he claimed was lost to some mysterious "cyber" error.  Investigation is continuing.

Please be advised that the Labeling Committee has hired some highly regarded mercenaries to enforce Win's photo sharing responsibilities. The special operations team has been given full authority to use whatever measures necessary to persuade Win to cooperate ---- including gagging him and making him circulate at a cocktail party with the inability to engage in conversation with anyone.

1 comment:

  1. Oh my goodness! This made us laugh. We think you should consider stand up, Greg.

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